INTELLECTUAL PITCH FOR RSD TEAM ©

Dear RSD Team,

My name is Carlos Vera and I’m originally from Venezuela. The reason why I’m writing you this message is because I would like to have the opportunity to pitch you a revolutionary idea for an amazingly hilarious feature film that could potentially increase people’s awareness about your company all over the globe if you guys sponsor it and make it come to life. So without further ado, here’s my idea:

MY MOVIE SCRIPT IS BASED ON MY PERSONAL STRUGGLES WITH ATTRACTING WOMEN. THE SCRIPT IS BASICALLY ABOUT A 25 YEAR OLD GUY WHOSE HORRIBLE LUCK WITH GIRLS LED HIM TO GO INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY ONLY SO THAT HE COULD FINALLY START HAVING SEX WITH FEMALES. IT DEPICTS THE WHOLE ARC OF GOING FROM A SUPER SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED/MISERABLE HUMAN BEING ALL THE WAY TO BECOMING ONE OF THE HAPPIEST AND MOST MATURED MEN ON EARTH. I WROTE IT USING A WITTY/COMEDIC PERSPECTIVE AND I HOPE VIEWERS SEE IT THROUGH THE SAME LENS AS WELL

I’M 100% SURE YOU GUYS CAN LITERALLY MAKE BILLIONS WITH THIS FEATURE FILM IF YOU BRING IT TO LIFE. AND I ALSO HOPE I CAN GET A CUT FROM WHATEVER SUCCESS YOU GUYS END UP HAVING WITH IT SINCE I’M GOING THROUGH TOUGH FINANCIAL TIMES.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS FILM CAN DEFINITELY SERVE AS AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING TOOL FOR YOUR REAL SOCIAL DYNAMICS’ PRODUCTS AND PROGRAMS BECAUSE IT STRESSES MOST MEN’S ISSUES WITH APPROACH ANXIETY,  POOR SOCIAL SKILLS AND SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS. THEREFORE, THE FILM CAN LEAD PEOPLE  ALL OVER THE GLOBE STRAIGHT TO YOUR REAL SOCIAL DYNAMICS’ WEBSITE. YOU GUYS WILL CONQUER THE ENTIRE PLANET THAT WAY!!! IN OTHER WORDS, BY ILLUSTRATING PEOPLE’S PROBLEMS ON A FEATURE FILM AND THEN PRESENTING THEM WITH THE PERFECT ANTIDOTE AND SOLUTION DURING THE MOVIE CREDITS, YOU GUYS CAN BECOME KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD AS ONE OF THE MOST ORIGINAL AND NOBEL BRANDS OUT THERE!!!

SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY??? ARE YOU WITH ME????

Thank you very much for your time to read this.

Sincerely,

Carlos Vera

E-mail: charles69999@gmail.com

Twitter: @charlescv999

Copyright © 2015-2017 Carlos Vera. All Rights Reserved.

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